I meet this girl recently, we hit it off, exchanged numbers and started talking/texting. It took us over 4 weeks to finally hook up because she went back home to visit family and I was busy too. We finally coordinated schedules and I go to her house late one night. We were in the living room talking and went at it right there on the sofa and the floor. It was quite good and plentiful, lasted about an hour or so. Afterwards, I'm on the couch relaxing and I look on the floor and see this tiny white crossbow looking thing laying there. In the low lighting it resembled an action figure accessory so I didn't pay it any mind. I thought maybe her kid was playing G.I. Joe's and forgot his kung-fu grip. Then it clicked that it was her IUD. I picked it up and said in an English accent "...Your IUD madame"... she freaks out and I leave. She called the doctor the next day. Doc said it would be abt $300 to put in a new one. She wanted me to pay for it but that wasn't happening. I warned her prior to us having sex that I was bringing the heat I assume no responsibility or liability if your IUD is jarred loose .
We'll see him on Judge Judy soon.
ughh so gross...she didnt feel it coming out?
Aye shit! Good to know... *runs off to the bathroom to check..*
Good think it was not an IED. you all could have been blowed up on the spot.
You forgot to mention she is a midget?
Originally Posted by csideblue I warned her prior to us having sex that I was bringing the heat
WTF is UID SON?
Originally Posted by jvue WTF is UID SON?
