Oh, F*k a $210 Speeding Ticket!

**SinisterR6** · 09-13-2008, 02:43 AM

^i am drunk and had a great laugh...I think u qualify for Raging Douche Bag trophy...Explaination below

The Raging Douchebag

Don't step on his shoes, don't make incidental eye contact and don't talk to his girlfriend. If he doesn't have a girlfriend, don't talk to any girls because they could be his girlfriend, someday. It doesn't take a whole lot to set this type of guy off, and after he's pissed, screaming and swinging you'll wish you'd actually done something worthy of such a tantrum.

He's easy to pick out in a crowd, there'll be one man yelling while everyone else in the crowd exchanges confused glances along with sympathetic shrugging shoulders. He's the screaming one, the one trying to finish an imaginary fight with a person who didn't start it. A douche that can't be ignored.
The Disorder:

This is a classic case of Intermittent Explosive Disorder or IED. This guy is a time bomb, and nobody can see the timer but him--he can go off at any moment. Although his aggression normally isn't life threatening, it's really fucking irritating. Medically diagnosed IED is defined as a behavioral disorder characterized by repeated episodes of aggressive and violent outbursts grossly out of proportion to the situation. Wearing a sleeveless rayon body vest while stinking like Axe body spray is common but unfortunately correlation does not equal causation.

A 2006 study by the National Institute of Mental Health has determined the condition to be more prevalent than previously thought, affecting around 2 out of every 25 adult Americans, most commonly seen in male youths. How the researches went about collecting data is not disclosed, though we hope they ruined many a striped shirt on nickel-beer-night while gathering subjects' reactions.

Cases of road rage, domestic abuse and destruction of property usually involve one or more parties with the disorder. Often those with IED will feel a great deal of regret or remorse if bodily harm or destruction of personal possessions occurs. It's uncertain if the same remorse is felt after chewing out a waitress for forgetting to refill a water glass, though the spit and pubes now hidden in the rest of their meal may balance out the situation.

This disorder can become a severe disruption in the lives of the afflicted but medications can be prescribed to help alleviate anger impulses. We are not licensed to give medical advice here, but if we were we'd suggest taking muscle relaxers, washed down with your favorite liquor, to help calm the nerves. Now go warm up in a hot tub and feel those angry thoughts drift away.

**Utta** · 09-13-2008, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Sunofwolf

after looking at how the speeding tickets are being issued-its really about stealing money from every person that goes though this town,this is a known speed trap town- there is no probation here for traffic tickets- I have a good idea-the road could have been marked at 45 or even 50mph- I just turned onto the road-I need to go back there and take pics and see where the speed limit signs are posted, if there is no speed limit sign when i just turned on the road-I might be able to say the speed limit could have been 50mph for all i know. Also when i tuned onto the road it had a yeild sign not a stop sign which would make me faster than if i had to stop. There was no construction or school there and the conditions of the road on that day were perfect and on the side of road i was on few house's noone was crossing the street. i am going to delay going there as long as posible-I won't have to go to court for months. I have a perfect driving record also, I will file a motion to get every info on this ticket too,if i have to. Screw these cok sukers, I going to be there biggest pain in the ass- I will ride up and down there road at 20mph all day

Every state has different rules,so what works in NY doesn't work in PA or where ever, they do have driver improvment,but that only helps after tthe thiefs Mug you. Right now i don't really know enogh,but I will by the time the thiefs try and get my dough

Oh, I forgot, I got stung by a Bee just before I got speeding ticket-temp effecting my judgement and I have a medical file to prove that bee stings do that to mee! Act of God defense! I have beaten a ticket before using my Bee story which is actually true-the cops were really mad at me in that town because i destoyed a car in a roll over, Ya fuk them-those fuking pricks won't know what hit them-its good for these fuks

Dude... you are retarded.

1. Your bee sting excuse. It will not hold up in court. You knew you were stung, and the effects of the sting, and proceeded to continue on riding. You exercised poor decision making.
2. Tickets are about stealing money?

You broke a rule and they tagged you for it. You're just butt-hurt that they got you. Again, you know there are penalties for speeding, and you chose not to abide by them. You don't want to take responsibility for your actions.
3. Your 'yield sign instead of a stop sign' bullshit- yielding just means to let those who've the right of way ahead of you (within reason of course)... not to delay the flow of traffic. I promise you you will never find a publication where yield means to speed the fuck up to get onto the road before the others do.

Again, it just seems like you're butt hurt because you got tagged for an infraction you were fully aware of.

**Robb235** · 09-13-2008, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Sunofwolf

Well , i was stupid and went too fast down a road known of speed traps. i got a ticket in a 25mph zone, i got cloaked at 48mph, Shit it said $215. After getting ticket , i was real nasty and told him next time i would not stop and said a lot of cuss . Not a good idea. i sent in ticket not guilty. I have no tickets at all on my record, my insurance company said next year my rates would go up, if the speeding ticket stands. There is no extra charges to contest a ticket here. I am not too happy

What could I do to make the radar use no good?

You are an idiot. But everyone already knew that. When you get pulled over do NOT get nasty with a cop, or do anything that will make sure he remembers you. You don't want him remembering this traffic stop when you take it to court. Alot of times cops will write ND on their copy of the ticket, which means "No Deal" when the DA gets it, meaning that the DA will not give you any kind of a break. Why in the hell would you ever tell a cop that you are going to run next time? Fucking idiot... The best thing you can do at this point is show up for your court date. When I showed up for mine (60 in 45) the judge said he could dismiss the ticket and I go to traffic school, but I would still have to pay the $180 fine, plus the $60 for the traffic school. So I took it. I would suggest you go to court and try to do the same thing, and if it's not available, plead not-guilty and start preparing for a trial. Of course your stupid ass will probably wind up fighting with the judge and getting thrown in jail.

**Sunofwolf** · 09-13-2008, 03:01 PM

Yes , you guys are mostly right, i know i was a idiot and i don't even follow my own advice,but my bee sting Act of God is a bullet proof defense. I did not mouth off untill the cop handed me the ticket which by the way i did not want to do. I can blame everything on a bee because i have proof that it happened with a photo of my face bright red with a bandage on my Neck and I also has proof of my problems with Bee's at a virlogy center located right in the state, it is very close to being Drunk which would account for my poor action's. the full effects of a bee sting donot act right away and you may not know right away if you were stung. Thousands of people every year die from bee sting's. i won't be a asshole in court and will tell the Cop i am sorry about being a ass which i am,so unless they have proof it didn't happen which is now imposible-they will have to let me off, if they don't i gave it a great try any way. The funny thing is the Cop will be making my case for me if he shows up. bee-ing a idiot and riding off a short distane after the ticket and slaming on the brakes is what you would expect from someone who was stung, if i acted normal my bee sting would be not be as good a defense. This happened to me in a car quite a while ago and the car flipped over a 45mph and then I was so crazy after wards I was cleaning up the road in the middle of traffic pulling the front bumper off the road which was not with the car any more-thats pretty crazy HuH. I have a perfect riding record for Ten Years with not even a parking ticket. i am just going to forget about all this except that I have put myself on riding probation at least untill spring with no more speeding and riding very little in that town-so the heat burns off- i give myself the booty award on what not to do

**Robb235** · 09-13-2008, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Sunofwolf

Yes , you guys are mostly right, i know i was a idiot and i don't even follow my own advice,but my bee sting Act of God is a bullet proof defense. I did not mouth off untill the cop handed me the ticket which by the way i did not want to do. I can blame everything on a bee because i have proof that it happened with a photo of my face bright red with a bandage on my Neck and I also has proof of my problems with Bee's at a virlogy center located right in the state, it is very close to being Drunk which would account for my poor action's. the full effects of a bee sting donot act right away and you may not know right away if you were stung. Thousands of people every year die from bee sting's. i won't be a asshole in court and will tell the Cop i am sorry about being a ass which i am,so unless they have proof it didn't happen which is now imposible-they will have to let me off, if they don't i gave it a great try any way. The funny thing is the Cop will be making my case for me if he shows up. bee-ing a idiot and riding off a short distane after the ticket and slaming on the brakes is what you would expect from someone who was stung, if i acted normal my bee sting would be not be as good a defense. This happened to me in a car quite a while ago and the car flipped over a 45mph and then I was so crazy after wards I was cleaning up the road in the middle of traffic pulling the front bumper off the road which was not with the car any more-thats pretty crazy HuH. I have a perfect riding record for Ten Years with not even a parking ticket. i am just going to forget about all this except that I have put myself on riding probation at least untill spring with no more speeding and riding very little in that town-so the heat burns off- i give myself the booty award on what not to do

FAIL

**Utta** · 09-13-2008, 03:52 PM

Is this a joke? An 'Act of God' bee sting caused you to break traffic laws... thats good man.

**Sunofwolf** · 09-13-2008, 06:25 PM

Ya ,but its Sunofwolf get out ticket original, I bet when i win they will be shaking their Heads on this one and it Has worked before with no medical evidence that I have to back up my story, it also was a bad accident not a speeding ticket . That dam Bee did not me-someone else to blame and a motorcycle is 400% more likey to get attacked than a car. Last year I almost crashed when another Bee went right in my helmet-I just barely got away not getting stung that time. A bee hitting you is not as uncommon as you may think. Buss buss that Talaban Bee Got MEE- I think it was a Arag bEE

By the WAY do a google search on BEE Stings-A Helicoper pilot crashed because of a Bee WITH 30YRS of never crashing.

**Robb235** · 09-13-2008, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by Sunofwolf

Ya ,but its Sunofwolf get out ticket original, I bet when i win they will be shaking their Heads on this one and it Has worked before with no medical evidence that I have to back up my story, it also was a bad accident not a speeding ticket . That dam Bee did not me-someone else to blame and a motorcycle is 400% more likey to get attacked than a car. Last year I almost crashed when another Bee went right in my helmet-I just barely got away not getting stung that time. A bee hitting you is not as uncommon as you may think. Buss buss that Talaban Bee Got me I think it was a Arag Bee

Where do you live? I want to show up for your court day for a good dose of comedy.

**Karonic** · 09-14-2008, 01:10 AM

I believe hes in NY, that would be worth the ticket out there.

Originally Posted by Sunofwolf

Ok, now what?

LOL nice

**Chango** · 09-14-2008, 01:27 AM

If you tell that story to the judge, he will probably revoke your motorcycle license since you are medically unfit to ride. If a bee sting can cause that much trouble you really shouldn't be endangering yourself or others by operating a vehicle that is not enclosed.